Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

Nice Pants

New Flint Police Chief David Dicks orders police to crack down on sagging pants

I only recently learned that the sagging pants phenomenon has it’s origins in the American penal system. Prisoners combined one size fits all pants with the “no belts” policy of prisons to come up with this little bit of gangster chic.

The resulting “sagging pants” look was later adopted by the rap/hip-hop community as a way to enhance street cred and, I suspect, as a means of “keeping it real, yo” …

Personally, when I see some young person walking around, struggling to keep his pants on I am not thinking “gangsta” … more like “idiot.”

I’m much more “old school” about my trousers and I obviously had MUCH better taste in pants when I was young.

Internet Meme Timeline

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A timeline of Internet Memes starting with the Trojan Room Coffee Pot and going all the way up to Rickrolling.

Relive the glory days of All Your Base, The Hamster Dance and even The Dancing Baby as you stroll down Meme-ory lane

Man May Work From Sun to Sun but Woman’s Work Is Never Done

Cynthia had the idea to put together a clone shot that would portray how she sees the distribution of the workload around here. I was able to hammer this out in about an hour. Click to see full size:

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Vote For The New White Racial Slur!

Gawker.com asked for and received over 350 suggestions after requesting a new racial slur to describe white people. They’ve narrowed the selection down to 10 choices.

  • Rambins
  • Ivories
  • Osmonds
  • Cyclons
  • Altoids
  • Brunchers
  • Mayflowers
  • Elmers
  • Frecklers
  • The Casians
  • *EDIT* Aparently the choice is now down to “‘Nillas” or “Altoids”
    You can cast your vote here.

    I’ve also been reading Stuff White People Like, not only for the obvious humor, but the insightful self examination as well.

    1978 Czech song “Jozin z Bazin”

    Apparently this song is all the rage in Poland right now and totally worth watching from beginning to end….

    The Lyrics in English

    I drive Skoda 100 to camp here on Orawa
    So I hurry, take a risk - go through Morawa
    The monster lives there, comes out of the bog
    Eats mostly Prague citizen, its name is Jozin (Joseph)

    Chorus: Jozin from the bog creeps through swamp
    Jozin from the bog closes to the village
    Jozin from the bog edges its teeth
    Jozin from the bog bites, strangles
    To defend Jozin from the bog, who could imagine, only works a plane with manure (white powder)

    I was driving through the village on road to Vizowice
    The village mayor greeted me, said to me during drinking Sliwowica
    ‘The one who will bring Jozin dead or alive
    gets my daughter and a half of National Agrarian Farm

    Chorus

    I said: ‘give me a plane and powder, mayor,
    I’ll bring you Jozin, I see no trouble about that’,
    Mayor helped me, in the morning I went up in the sky
    The powder from the plane prettily fell on Jozin.

    Chorus

    Joe Swamp is now all white
    Joe Swamp escapes from the bogs
    Joe Swamp has turned to stone
    For Joe Swamp, this is the end
    I caught Joe and now I have him, woohoo!
    Cash is always good so now I’m selling him to the zoo

    Do a Youtube search on Jozin z Bazin to see various new versions and adaptations of the song…

    Fat Ed’s Furry F*cking Guide To Metal!!!!

    Strong language warning!
    Also there’s a very stong chance that the beverage you are drinking will spew out your nose.

    Existentialism and the Art Of Lawn Maintenance

    Back in the early 90’s I was living with my good friends John Williams and Jay Fleming in what we affectionately called The Triple “J” Ranch, a house in the Heights on Arlington Street.

    Right before the 1992 Republican National Convention John and Jay concocted this idea of going to a warehouse/coffee shop known as Downtown Grounds for poetry night and presenting Jay Fleming as Jay Fontaine - Industrial Poet with John paying the part of his manager from New York.

    What ensued was pure performance art genius. The regulars for poetry night ate Jay’s performance up with a spoon, not realizing they were being “had” and believing they were witnessing some kind of outsider poetry/art.

    Now, years later, I find the performance on Youtube and people are comparing Jay to a cross between Slingblade and John Candy. That just about sums it up. See for yourself.

    Jay Fontaine - Industrial Poet

     
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    WWE - WWF - WTF?

    As some may remember, the wrestling organization WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) used to be called WWF (World Wrestling Federation).

    From wrestleview.com

    Why did the WWF change their name to the WWE?

    The WWF have been in a court battle with the World Wildlife Fund since 1994 over the rights to the “WWF” initials. Both parties came to an agreement in which the World Wrestling Federation would use the “WWF” initials for limited use only. However, with the WWF becoming insanely popular in the late ’90s the “limited use” agreement became a hard thing to obey which caused the World Wildlife Fund to take the WWF to court yet again.

    As they years went by it appeared as if the World Wrestling Federation would overcome the court battle and not have to deal with the matter anymore. The court battle became very intense in late 2001 which many thought the World Wildlife Fund would win but only get writes to the “wwf.com” domain name.

    Then in early May of 2002, the judge ruled in favor of the World Wildlife Fund for the rights to the “WWF” initials. Many believe the reason the judge ruled in favor of the World Wildlife Fund was due to the fact that the organization had been founded in 1961 while the World Wrestling Federation changed to the “WWF” initials in 1979. The WWF then changed their name to the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) as a result of losing the case.

    So what if the court decided that the two organizations would have to continue to share the WWF name? What if the two organizations actually MERGED?

    Homeless James Bond

    Researching Camera Gear + Camera Geek Humor

    The Sony Alpha 100 has been a good camera for me and I have gotten some very good results. Overall, I simply cannot complain. Still, I find myself jonesing for something new in my camera world and the desire runs the gamut from just just buying a new lens or upgrading my current camera to the Alpha 700 all the way to changing platforms completely to the Nikon D300 or the Canon 40D.


    Side by side feature comparison of the A700, 40D and the D300

    These cameras stack up VERY well next to each other in terms of features and capabilities. But try to make a decision based on unbiased opinion? Forget it! Discussion forums are littered with evangelists for each of the brands. Nikon and Canon devotees seem to be the worst. They bash Sony for simply being Sony and project a brand loyalty comparable to religious zealotry. Ask a Nikon user what to get, he’ll tell you Nikon and that’s that. Same for Canon users. And there’s a growing number of Sony-heads joining the fray.

    So I’m left doing a ton of research on my own, educating myself and looking at samples and reading reviews and so forth which is not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, at a moment when I was feeling rather overwhelmed and somewhat frustrated I did have a camera nerd/geek moment when I found a discussion thread announcing the upcoming release of the Nikon D90. In reading the specs I started to get a little excited thinking this is what I’ve been waiting for! As I kept reading my enthusiasm turned to confusion and then I just burst out laughing! Read for yourself.

    I needed a good laugh at that point and that article delivered in spades.

    There are many things to consider in staying with Sony, not the least of which is the financial commitment I have made in purchasing my lenses. Obviously to stick with Sony means less money out of pocket. The Sony A700 has dropped to around $1,300 whereas the Nikon D300 hovers up in the $1,800 range. The Canon 40D comes in the least expensive of all at around $1,200. But when you factor getting some good image stabilization and/or prime lenses for either Canon or Nikon and the cost of upgrade via platform hopping is moves close to, if not well into, the 4 digit range.

    And really, would spending a ton of money changing brands yield better photographic results? Would I see such a difference in my output? Would someone really look at a picture and think “wow, great shot! If only that picture had the enhanced highlights and color depth of a Canon! Or the ever so slightly sharper detail of a Nikon with the uber-expensive lens?”

    I am thinking “no”

    Also, Sony has indicated their top of the line or “flagship” dSLR will be released later this year. The “Alpha 900” was announced by Sony for release later this year so there is hope that they are in this for the long-haul.

    Keep in mind that I am by no means ready to drop $3,500 to $5,000 on a pro camera yet…Canon, Nikon OR Sony. But knowing that there’s an upgrade path remains a strong consideration. And who knows what will be on the market when AND IF I decide to take my camera gear to the budget disintegrating professional level?

    There’s some pretty cool stuff happening with digital video that could completely change the landscape of professional photography. As Tom Petty says; “The future is wide open” (unintentional photo pun there).

    I was thinking maybe I could the put aside the idea of any large purchase by just keeping what I have now and that’s when I started looking for lenses for the A100 as a possible pacifier for my desire to get something new.

    In my research I found the Tamron SP AF 10-24MM F/3.5-4.5 DI II LD Aspherical (IF) and thought OOOOH! Super wide angle zoom! That would be cool. But then I saw it was just announced and is not available yet.

    So here I am, musing the whole thing over and browsing the web and I keep learning more while spending nothing. And maybe that’s the best upgrade of all.