Readers of this blog may recall the bat “incident” here at the office last may…
This ticket just came in this afternoon

It’s from an employee in our Raleigh office. Check out the last line.
Afraid this one falls outside my personal skill matrix. Time to outsource!
Man, this is LEGENDARY!
That’s not a bug, it’s a feature…
[...] Helpdesk ticket received this week. Not as good as the bat incident or the wasps in cubicle but worth [...]