Angels we have heard on high, inflate to the proper P-S-I

It started, innocently enough, with a lawn ornament in front of our neighbor’s house.

We have named it the “Farting Bear” for obvious reasons.

This bear has fueled an ongoing discussion between Cynthia and myself about the nature of Xmas decorations in the south. We both agree that, while this is a winter holiday, it’s not so much of a winter wonderland here in the south. Take today for example. The temps are right at 80 degrees for our high and no cold weather in the forecast for at least a few more days and even that probably won’t stick around.

The idea of trying to decorate in a winter theme down here in Texas just seems ludicrous. If anything, we should be developing our own southern style of decorating that incorporates things more suited to our climate. Maybe a surfboarding fat man who rides gnarly waves and delivers presents to all the good boys and girls. He could leave them under the jalapeno tree or mesquite tree something.

The “Farting Bear” is a prime example of what we find lacking in climate appropriate decorations here in the south. Look at him, for crying out loud. He’s wearing a sweater! I took that picture in my short sleeves and retreated back to my living room where I have the AC on and cooling the house.

But let’s put that aside for now. Obviously the winter theme is not going anywhere anytime soon.

The “Farting Bear” is not just preposterous for it’s winter theme, oh no, it’s a part of a bigger problem that has been in evidence this season. The problem of the inflatable lawn ornament.

I knew they were popular this year. They seem to be all over the place. It was when we saw the inflatable nativity scene that we knew that the problem was bigger than we could imagine

Cynthia and I decided to drive around the neighborhood and see how many we could find within a few miles of the house. All in all we found 32 unique inflatable lawn ornaments.

That’s not counting the dozen or so that were not inflated and lay lifeless on the lawn. Apparently they can be turned off and when they are turned off they deflate.

What we saw ranged from snowmen

to snow globes

From Santas

to Snoopies

You can see all we found in the Inflatable Lawn Ornament Gallery.

If you have any pictures of inflatable lawn ornaments please send them to me for inclusion in this gallery.

8 Comment

  1. Two different “Santa-on-a-chopper” balloons? It’s a sign of the
    end times, I say. 🙂

  2. AHHHHHH!!!!! OMG farting bear. LOL!!!

  3. > Two different “Santa-on-a-chopper” balloons? It’s a sign of the
    > end times, I say. 🙂

    There’s a third one somewhere in my neighborhood that I will try to snap
    a picture of . . .

  4. Ah, a quest. To find the grail of Southern Christmas decorative fayre. Behold my meanderings have uncovered:

    Texas Melted Snowman Snowglobe: http://www.guitars-cadillacs.com/products/Detail107454521448393.html

    Santa is a Cowboy:
    http://www.cowboysanta.com/texas.htm

    and a festive rumour from over the hills in Austin. I have heard tell of a Man of Snow, reclining afore the sun on a lounger with cocktails served by flightless birds.

  5. In large parts of my neighborhood, there are no christmas decorations except for some blue lights and a maybe a dreidel. One house does have a inflatable polar bear with a yarmulke holding a dreidle.

    http://www.gifts.com/search/product/Inflatable-Hanukkah-Bear-And-Dreidel?ideaID=5715&prodID=104054

  6. I LOVE christmas decorations. One of our favorite holiday activities has always been driving around to see the lights. Note that I said lights. I HATE inflatable lawn decorations. They’re dumb and take no creativity. Plus, they’re way harder than lighted reindeer skeletons to move. You know, so you can arrange them in nasty positions!

  7. Kenneth Fair says:

    I saw the Jewish Polar Bear on S. Braeswood and it cracked me up, especially when I realized that the bear’s paw pads were little stars of David.

  8. Down the street from me are some caroling snowmen.

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